I turn on the Princess Bride this morning just in time for the classic Miracle Max scene “he’s only *mostly* dead” “have fun storming the castle” “you *are* the brute squad” “He distinctly said ‘to blave.’”

I’m confused 🤔

Coincidence, Internet? I think not...

“Fantastic” and “rental car experience” are not words that I use together often. However, Katie and her associate at Alamo Rent A Car in San Diego just rocked it and helped me in a jam. Thanks Katie!

Sitting somewhere that they are probably trying to play the least offensive music possible. Playlist is, basically, Coldplay and Owl City. ....And I’m embarrassed to admit I don’t hate it. 😬

😍😍

#ABATECHSHOW2019 was awesome but I won’t lie: I’m happy to be back home with the fam. Plus not many cities offer this view

Not the view I expected to stumble upon in Federal Way this AM

Hey Galen Druke: SO glad you & Nate Silver went back to the newsroom/opinion discussion. I mostly understood the difference but I REALLY appreciated your and Nate’s takes AND, with the changing nature of media and news, it’s an incredibly important and interesting topic.

The Washington Football and Seattle Seahawks are struggling and the Seattle Mariners (?!?!??🤔) might make the playoffs. The one constant? Seattle Sounders FC

Hey Alaska Airlines Super bummed that my G75K status doesn't transfer over to Virgin America Can I get my $25 back somehow?

Me, the last 48 hours: SNA ➡️SEA 🚐🐶

Wanted to give a Twitter shout-out to awesome Alaska Airlines employees but just had bad experience at gate for FL 336 at PDX. #iflyalaska? 😔

And, FWIW, I'm Gold 75k.... x.com/danlear78/stat…

Sunrise over greater #seattle #seattlesmoke

Hey Apple now that I upgraded to the new iOS some of my apps that I use regularly don’t work. Can I roll the update back?

Getting ready for the game! #Seattle #MLSCup

Hey LinkedIn Help I clicked some random window at some point on your site that said I’d be willing to give career advice. Now randos are contacting me. I’m not against helping out but could use some context. How can I learn more about this program?

Seattle 🌧💦🌲🎄#Seattle

The robots are coming . . . But they’re friendly! at @meowwolf in Santa Fe