BITCH??? THIS IS GOOOOOOOD.

Keanu Reeves once said: "I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun." Here are 9 things I learned from him:

I’ll just leave this here.

September is #SuicidePreventionMonth. During this time, it's important to not only spread awareness but to also remember to be kind to people. Life is hard, no need to make it harder for others. I love you. You're not alone. Please remember that you belong here.

#CharlesDickens

I need a goth girl in fishnets to cheer me up 😔

God he’s like annoyingly hot like DAMN YOU MAN STOP IT but also hehehe

For me, the sun rises and sets with her…

Saw a Trump supporter insisting we’re going to be producing all of the steel we need right he here in America and I’m just like…you guys are really some suckers huh?

I’d like to submit myself for the dad bod discussion thank you very much. That is if you have a dad with a body built by queso and Nashville hot chicken

I like that Kevin Bacon sees a weird ass movie script and just says sure

John Early’s MADDIE’S SECRET had me in stitches - a dead-on parody of Lifetime-esque after school special movies with genuine dramatic heft courtesy of Early’s fabulous gender-bending performance, which is so much more than a piece of stunt casting. #TIFF50

Goransson fucking NAILED every note in this score. Absolutely defining work

Eepy

Tell me something boy Aren’t you tired trying to fill that void

I won’t ever actively root for the eagles, I just HATE the Cowboys (my ex wife)

Good for them. They’re gonna be so happy