how i sleep knowing i said what i said and meant it

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Y'all don't like Virgos because y'all fall in love with us & can't get over us

i really took off my bra one day and never put it back on

"dont you get tired of being alone?" me being alone:

y’all are so obsessed with finding a man .. GiRL GO STUDY , FiND A BETTER JOB , FiND A SKiN CARE REGiMEN , TWEAK YOUR RESUME , READ A BOOK , iNCREASE YOUR CREDiT , GET THAT DEGREE , PAY OFF YOUR CAR , BUiLD YOUR SAViNGS , TRAVEL , LiVE A LiTTLE , BUT KEEP YOUR PRiORiTiES STRAiGHT

Women will have a long list of standards but then just meet a funny guy with a good amount of rizz who is all about her and the list goes out the window. It’s not that serious

without music, life would be so boring

I saw a guy on TikTok say you can't "mental health" your way out of accountability, and I want to scream it from the rooftops. Mental health issues don't give you free reign to hurt people and not take responsibility.

Ive officially reached the age where I consider running errands as going out.

My 4 year old nephew, because he asks me why the top of my hair is darker than the rest of it 😫😓

CEOs are in danger, we need to put all of them in a submarine until we know it's safe

Goodbye, you. The killer final season of YOU is coming in 2025.