I just be goin through life w my ear buds in and on noise cancellation

Marriage is scary bc what if he doesn’t let me act like the spoiled brat God intended me to be 🥺

Books like the kybalion or anything by Werner Heisenberg literally sends chills down my spine. We are 100% living in a simulation.

The fake check ups don’t work with me. I’m good, mind your business.

My greatest flex is that I can get over *anything* in like 10 min. I really just be chillin.

Grand slam baby

Watching the clock go back an hr for daylight savings while I’m at work makes me sick to my stomach 😮‍💨

Running on 2 hrs of sleep and I gotta go to work and pretend like I care 🥲

Newsome upset about the outcome of Prop 36 is crazy. Bro we’re TIRED of crackheads and weirdos making our streets unsafe 🙄

10 yr old me had noooooo business vibin out to freek a leek

I feel like I’m wasting time when I’m not traveling.

Doing tourist stuff makes me criiiinge. Take me to the local bar to vibe with the local ppl on the local beach in the humble town.

Bad Bunny and The Weeknd on repeat 😮‍💨

If astrology isn’t real then why are all my overly aggressive pts Aries or scorpios??

Obsess over your goals. Literally obsess until you achieve it.

Me in my 30s is literally the person I’ve always wanted to be.

Wearing pajamas outside of your home will never not be musty.

Not going to the gym isn’t even an option for me. It’s literally my antidepressant.

First time properly bulking and everything goin straight to my ass 🥳