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Hey Grok, who is the most famous person to view my account, it doesn’t have to be a mutual, and don’t tag them

The true embodiment of fame Luke Rodgers

Shitposting on LinkedIn makes for strange bedfellows. Almost like how Twitter used to be in the before times 😔

New album is recorded ✅ Playing a show later this month with Chrch and Chrome Ghost in Chico at Naked Lounge ✅✅ Um fuckinnn… Just like hanging out or wherever ✅✅✅

See you guys in 2125

I explained military time to my daughter earlier. A little while later I heard her proudly explaining to my wife that her watch was set to “cemetery time” 🦇

Watching The Bear on mute with subtitles and just assuming the intro to New Noise is playing for the entire time

Was name searching Cold Blue Mountain looking for something else but this is way cooler lol. This show was on Super Bowl Sunday in 2015 in Des Moines, Iowa during some kind of blizzard. No other bands or people showed up but we still played for the 2 people working and it whipped

In my head I like to merge Terry Riley the minimalist composer and Teddy Riley the guy from Wreckx in Effect and Blackstreet into one extremely interesting musician and I think its much better this way

Authentic Bulvarian cuisine is a rare find

I think about this like once every few days

Suspicious Circumstances: Bones in the Burrito Loading Zone 🤔

Just got this neck pain ad with a lady blowing a conch shell and I can’t stop thinking about someone writing up an AI prompt to generate this image on purpose and wondering what exactly they think it expresses?

Every headline this week about Matt Prater's game winning FG is like "This insanely decrepit old man somehow found the strength to kick a ball" and hes 4 years younger than me

Taylor Lorenz posted this on Instagram and by virtue of being the world's foremost Broadway Heights stan I knew in my heart immediately this was the Chico Magic store lmao

This police bulletin about a guy getting stabbed in Redding starts off Very Redding but by the third paragraph truly stands out as Extremely Redding

Somehow just learned about the time in 2003 when the bass player of Phish took a 9-year-old girl from backstage at a show to a boathouse to take pictures of her and it turned out her dad was a Hell's Angels chapter boss and a bunch of bikers kicked his ass rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…

Alright who is pulling the strings behind the astroturfing of Geese? Who paid off the Instagram algorithm?