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the way I am on that lady’s side! let that baby know!!!

Um what the fuck

Unless I want to get married. Or go to the doctor. Or vote!

in direct retaliation of congestion pricing being shelved I’ll be walking slowly down the middle of the street whenever possible

here’s the thing it was actually soooooo agatha all along

discovering people celebrate Halloween the weekend AFTER? Crazy. It’s thanksgiving. Pack it up!

A character customization screen hates to see me coming. We’re spending the next 45 minutes together!

I am watching Paddington for the first time and I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this insane Nicole Kidman wig

We, as a nation, need Spotify Wrapped to drop ASAP.

Watching the Martha Stewart documentary and finding out James Comey was behind her prosecution… That man just can’t see a woman winning.

Finding it so hard to believe that the Harris digital team tested into the subject line “I’m Begging You, Daniel”. An absolutely insane thing to send.

Ur anus might have experienced a freak event

Wait until you find out that the Wizard in the broadway show is often paid more than either of the female leads!!

I don’t know who made this but it’s INCREDIBLE

You aren’t a loser because you’re smart, you’re a loser because you don’t have people skills. Suggesting people abandon humanity to become cookie cutter engineers is so fucking crazy lol. Still jealous of the popular kids 50 years later. Get well soon.

Lol

“The presidents activities include frequent victories in golf events” lmfaooooo

No help for student borrowers because that would be unfair to people without loans. Why is this different?

Obsessed with a bunch of people with no college degree and a $37K salary being like “I’m not paying off your student loans for you!” Like…no babe…you’re not. I’m paying for your welfare. Enjoy!