Why blame rain when you could blame over rates

As someone who was pretty indifferent to this english side not long ago, they really are making me hate them more and more with each passing day. Imagine unironically thinking this

SWEDEN YES

HE'S BLOODY DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Cammy Devlin.

I hate everything about this world cup already so naturally NZ are going to go on a deep run and force me to watch it against my will #CWC23

Compare this to cricket where the commentators have never heard of half of the players and are very happy to let you know that

Four teams are effectively eliminated already and yet they will all play 5 (FIVE) more games. What a fucking format this is. #CWC23

Over/under on number of ODI retirements for England after this? 3? 4? #CWC23

This match would be exciting if it had literally any bearing on what will happen for the rest of cup (it doesn't because this format is balls) #CWC23

Entering my dead rubber era #CWC23

Robelinda2 YouTube channel has been officially terminated. 14 years of fun it was! Thanks for watching!

Booked a flight to Mongolia in January. Apparently the average high is -15. One way to detox New Zealand out of me

Nice to see all the good luck we've had all season come back in a single game #TotChe

I honestly reckon in any other sport or with any other team this pitch situation would be grounds for disqualification #CWC23

They're really milking this one shot of Becks here, probably jealous of all the other sports that get more than one celebrity showing up to their world cups #CWC23

In more positive news, at least I never have to think about this shitstain of a world cup again #CWC23

Resigned, put in notice at the flat, sold a bunch of records. Once again I am moving to the other side of the world with no money and no plan. Am I insane? Probably

Fuck me I'm glad they reviewed that, I was screaming. Plumb as they come on the first view

For anyone who's thought about it, I can confirm that moving to a remote island to become a permanent nomad does indeed fix all of your life problems