It's important to separate the art from the artist. I don't condone the rampant hooliganism of the Riverbottom Nightmare Band, but can't deny how much I dig their Blue Öyster Cult-meets-Beefheart styled songcraft.

I would like to thank Saquon Barkley for existing

Surely no way to look up whether he was 30 or “around 30” when the piece was published. That would border on music journalism.

If James Mangold made a biopic of The Clash

Bartending in LA is wild Tipped in Ketamine in April Tipped 4 methadone pills on Tuesday

Daniel Ralston got tipped two tabs of acid by a world skydiving champion this year

I’m sorry…there’s NOTHING glamorous about a money doing cocaine???

Holiday Fireplace (Netflix) < Four Down On Their Luck Gents Singing Doo-Wop Around A Trash Fire (Tubi)

Harry Kalas reads 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

I know I’m supposed to be impressed by the band here but all I can think about is how there used to be music video budgets. If they made this vid today they’d share one parachute. No second take.