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So I just realized Elton John was singing songs of my life the whole time. I love you thanks for all your songs

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Just dancing around the kitchen to a little Duran Duran while doing some dishes.. as one does.

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Scrolling thru remaining followers and getting in the dms of old online crushes. Yes I see you

So is checking mail a hashtag now or can I still just tweet about checking the mail ?? #twittertraining

Speaking of checking the mail … haha so much to tell you guys!

Also.. are we still doing food pics on all platforms or is that a Facebook thing? #twittertraining

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That moment when you consider joining an Erasure cover band. Oh #bedtime

in my day id have at least kissed them all, but clubs were different. drugs and such

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you can only blame your failures on the curses and hexes for so long, then you have to start blaming the people who put them on you.

I’ve been chanting “out with anger. Out with anger” for so long I’m hyperventilating. The fuck is the other part??

Siri : “this is what I found on the web for..”. Me: “why don’t you just say you don’t know?”