“I detected no sarcasm.”

This runs through my head about three times a week. #vote youtu.be/O7QP9Zqge4s

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣💀

Jesus Christ.

Special Instructions: extra mayo, no lettuce and fuck immigrants.

He’s going to blame this on Taylor, isn’t he?

I want to care about the second attempted Trump shooting but he said “We just have to get over” mass shootings. And his running mate, Vance, said shootings are “Just a fact of life.” So I’m gonna just get over this latest “attempt” & accept that it’s just a fact of life. 👍🏻

Congratulations Guy Branum! Perhaps the most well-deserved award of the night. (I haven’t seen Shogun yet)

No, I don't want to be entered into the sweepstakes. I'm just filling out this survey for my goddamn health!

Feeling frustrated by the political landscape? SHAKE it off with today’s episode with the hilarious Brendan Smith! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

Kamala Harris and Oprah Winfrey speak to the family of Amber Thurman, the 28-year-old mother who died after waiting for 20 hours for a medical procedure to remove tissue from her uterus because doctors would not operate for fear of violating a Trump abortion ban.

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This is actually happening in Arizona. It's the kind of misogynistic ass-backwards shit that inspired the women's suffrage movement. The fact that Republican MAGA fascists think this shit is acceptable in the year 2024 speaks volumes. Vote blue, y'all. 😡😡😡🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

Today, things get freaky with Hugh Fink! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

I made Moo Deng for dinner.

For once, I’m actually buying Tucker’s befuddled expression.

Is it made from Gremlin?

At 2 hours and 40 minutes, Wicked Movie better include the Jitterbug scene.

Today we’re talking dead butts and blind dates with the hilarious Alex Alexander ! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

This!