My brother was a lawyer and I used to be able to send him contracts and say "how does this look?" Then he got elected as a judge and now I can't do that. How could he be so selfish

teachers in 2015: "don't use wikipedia as a source" teachers in 2025: "don't use ChatGPT as a source, at least use wikipedia"

We are heartbroken to announced that our beloved father Brian Wilson has passed away. We are at a loss for words right now. Please respect our privacy at this time as our family grieving. We realize that we are sharing our grief with the world. Love & Mercy

RIP Brian Wilson. I will still argue "Wouldn't It Be Nice" is one of the greatest songs of the 20th century

"I gave the song to Carl because I was looking for a tenderness and a sweetness which I knew Carl had in himself as well as in his voice." —Brian on why he had Carl sing lead vocals for this one

I really want a "Spaceballs: The Sweatshirt"

People in your Twitter DMs saying literally anything other than "I'm trying to sell you something"

The good thing about AI as a freelance writer is that if a client says: "Hey, there's a mistake here," you can say "well at least you know it wasn't AI" and then everyone claps

"These results suggest that the representation of language semantics is independent of the sensory modality through which the semantic information is received." So yes, listening to audiobooks does count as reading: jneurosci.org/content/39/39/…

My mood whenever there's a tornado watch

Interviewer: So Brian, what goes through your mind when you sing that song? Brian Wilson: Nothin, it comes out of my throat Al Jardine: Very touching, Brian, thank you

This is your reminder that vegetable peelers peel both ways, you can cover twice the space

Seen in my gym today. Smh

"When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate." Sorry, Forrest Gump, I'm gonna need a little more about the logistics of running across the country in your khakis

In job interviews I never had a good answer for "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Not that I didn't know, but that I didn't want to be rude and say "NOT HERE, ANYWAY"

I always liked the line "Very big in Sheboygan" because it's the exact kind of thing I'd expect a big polka star to say unironically x.com/VancityReynold…