I'm not safe on any social media platform...

Happy #NationalBoyfriendDay to some version of me from a parallel universe who is probably doing a lot better!

Person: "Can you do a [character I can't do an impression of] impression? Me: "Nope." Person: "Can you just try?" Me: *tries* Person: "That wasn't very good." Me:

I'm relieved to have just found out that zebras are black with white stripes. That makes them so much cooler than tigers.

Jonathan Swift might have had some say in this. 😏

Rest in Paradise. The King of the Beautiful Game. ❤️

[X] Dance with a complete stranger at a wedding [X] Ask said stranger out on date after seemingly having a great time together [X] Immediately get rejected by stranger after she willingly gives you her phone number without you asking My 2023 bucket list is complete.

I watched all the Studio Ghibli films for the first time last year, and these were my reviews. I was told I need to rewatch some of them because my reviews were too harsh, namely Howl's.

That time of year already? 😏😚

Steve Harwell was a true American Original. A larger than life character who shot up into the sky like a Roman candle. Steve will be remembered for his unwavering focus and impassioned determination to reach the heights of pop stardom. Rest in peace knowing you aimed for the

I think it's time to delete my Twitter–I mean "X." I'm only partially saying this for attention...

You know, YouTube, I really wasn't sure about your ads, but now that you've added an unnecessary fade to black before every single one of them, I'm sold!

Is there a yearly convention for convicted criminals that they just call ConCon? 🚔