What sane person triple captains Firmino. Bro has to be a time traveler. 😭😭

Am fully over going out I just wanna go away on holidays now and then do more chilled things on the weekend, deffo an adult now😭

Tbf Arsenal played better football and we’re a bit better in possession but United we’re better defensively and we’re more clinical. Two factors that are more important in winning a football match

VAR this weekend

Day 434 without sex, starting to feel like a can of Pepsi in a fridge full of coke cans

I really do check my phone very often for a bloke who doesn’t have any messages to reply to

Me after being rejected by 273 girls via face-to-face, Instagram, Tinder and Hinge

Might stop training legs so I can fit into these cargo pants I ordered

Not even 2 full episodes into Dahmer and it’s FUCKING DISTURBING

You leave the house for a matter of a few hours and BOOM £100 down the drain

Aged like a piece of 🧀

Just walked past a lad at Leeds train station and overheard him say to his mate ‘but I’ve got food at home’. Daily dilemma for a lot of us

Mind blown

Will be interesting to find out how many of the refs from the World Cup have retired once it’s finished

Christmas crackers but instead of a useless piece of 💩 you get a mystery 5cl liquor bottle

This has now took over the tenancy of the original that lived rent free in my head

Went for a curry with @cokezero1999 after not seeing him for nearly 3 years. We caught up on a lot, and did even more reminiscing. I remember telling him the exact words ‘part of my soul is still in Leeds’

Conspiracy theory - KSI and Logan set up a selling pyramid for selling prime. They’re at the top, then the big sellers(off licenses), then smaller sellers (social media sellers), then people trying to sell the odd crate to make a bit of money

I’m still trying to register and come to terms with the fact the players let this happen, all within the second half to

Logic’s “Bobby Tarantino 2” Released 5 Years Ago Today! Selling 119K First Week & Debuting At Number 1 On The Billboard US📈 Top 3 Favourite Tracks On This Mixtape?!