U in ox?

Hahaha

OMG girl... taco bell blew me up.. those tortadas are making my anus bleed.. stay away from them or u will piss out of ur ass

Geaux to hell LSU!!!

Just took my last class of college let's hope I pass the final!

(Typing out my last paper for college probably my best work ever! Holla at me if u want a copy!

Seth gudger just took a fishhook to the pinky finger! Hope he doesn't get hepatitis and loose and arm!

Just finished college, a new party begins...real world here i come

One more week in oxford then I become a slum lord!

Just landed at a shell having to take a poo. No tp in either men or women bathroom. So I took the paper towel on display Gotta love south GA

The shake weight is merely a tool to teach women on getting the job done efficiently!

Taking a shit then goin on the first hunt of the season

Sitting naked in my parents house! Life couldn't get any better. Well if there was a naked chic beside me then yea, it could

Yo Jeremy Piven yes I was an o line dude. It suked but I was good at it

Lortabs and sex with milfs in my parents house hahahahaha!!!

I can't wait to powerfuck Molly Cole all weekend

Hands down the best way to crush beer cans is via ATV!!!

Smokin ribs poppin tabs william d mckay

Bout to go kickbox, hands down the best workout ever!

Thinks Troy Duffy is a fucking looser