Call me sick and evil and twisted but I love the smell of my own BO. I think it smells soooo good 😤💦 don't come for me!! Like maybe I'm just obsessed with myself but God if I were a man I'd be tearin my shit up rn

I wish i didn't screw up all my previous relationships (including an engagement) cause i neeeeeed!! 💔

This wig is better than the one I had from high school!!

if I wish everyone else a happy birthday all of a sudden. maybe they will remember mine!

This is incredibly foul…

birthday!! warship my feet. i just stepped in my own piss.

thx for the money guys! it 100% going to my dog!!

who wants lemonade..... 🍷 .. wait why is it red? oops

a job? im making all those debt collectors proud 🥲

I hope my new co workers don't discover my OF account again 😭

Why dating is over for men

i just realized I can't swim 😅