Had an absolute blast talking about the Chicago White Sox with Jimmy Pardo and Alex Schmidt 🦬 -- a surprisingly positive convo about a fixed World Series, the Sox/Cubs divide, getting rejected from Space Jam, and why Field Of Dreams is medium-stupid: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chi…

they caught scooby doo on a hot mic talking normal

Grok, can you give me some fun movie-themed appetizer names for my Oscar party? GROK:

The most viral tweets now are someone going “Serious question: what do men even eat for dinner?” and 9 million quote tweets replying “LMAOOO imagine never having heard of meals”

Reading the Where’s Waldo audiobook and they’re just describing each person individually then try to slip “Waldo” in there real fast but I HEARD IT

Ghislaine: For your birthday, I compiled a book of personalized letters from dozens of your closest pedophiles! Next Guy (got him an Instant Pot): damn…

4 in 5 Canadians are interested in eggs outside of breakfast - if you are skeptical about this then you can consult the footnote

I saw Manchester By The Sea at the Arclight with the director present and some lady brought her corgi, who loudly drank water for the entire scene where Casey Affleck weeps over his dead brother, and I couldn’t stop laughing and everyone who heard me and not the dog got SO mad

Talked to the great Down Goes Brown and John Cullen about the unique misery of being a Toronto Maple Leafs fan, and having an entire country hate your team ALMOST as much as you do. It was fun (for me!) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tor…

anyone poaches any of my teenage masseuses, they're off the christmas card list

My mom ordered my daughter a Cookie Monster doll as a surprise and I opened my door to see this. Muppet mob sending a message

Whenever characters are like “We’ve been waiting an hour and a half for this guy! Oh great, FINALLY here he comes” I’m like, whew, lucky they started the scene here

Talked to the very funny Crying Man about his beloved Tennessee Titans, from the highs of the Music City Miracle to the lows of everything after the Music City Miracle. Fun time! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thr…

Johnny’s famous catchphrase

had a great time talking 49ers with Dan Hopper on the Thrill of Defeat! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/san…

Delight No. 1: Dan Hopper inviting me on THE THRILL OF DEFEAT to talk about the pain of growing up a Knicks fan! Delight No. 2: Finding out I'd be joined by my dear friend jason concepcion! This was more fun than should be legal: 🍎: apple.co/45zDLJv ✳️: bit.ly/4movm1t

Put all the dog’s treats for a weeklong vacation into one bag and keep imagining a team of dogs trying to pull off a Money Train style heist of it

No one told me the entire 4 hour Billy Joel doc was about his decision to use the take where he goes “NONONONONO you haed to be a BEEG shot, DEEED JA”

Inadvertently paused Ms Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3

Every time a kid has to deliver a joke on Sesame Street