Cartier and Van Cleef & Arpels bracelets

My bank account misses living with my parents 🥲

*1 missed call* Her: have fun with that bitch

She's a 10 but she says "wrong bitch" every time you mention something she doesn't remember

Had to remind myself there’s food at home 🥲

Let us be antisocial in April and have “me time” in our rooms byyyyeeee see y’all in May

(Told Ryan I’m done being domesticated for the rest of the month bc I’ve been cooking and cleaning when we’re not on trips) Him: “I’ll get back to my regular programmed cooking schedule next month” Thankuuuuuu I wasn’t meant to be a house wife 💁🏼‍♀️

How i used to handle stress vs how i handle it now

Me: i need to save money Me: *gets money* Me:

this is what i mean when i say i like the color pink:

My last brain cell trying to make it through the week

Cute

I stg I better not be getting sick because I have so much shit to do 🙂

Life is so beautiful and precious after two cocktails & an appetizer

Ryan: “you can’t tell me what to do.. I wear the pants in the relationship!” Me: 🤨🤨🤨 Ryan: “you buy the pants and choose which ones” hahahaha