there are very few things worse than laying in bed early to fix your sleeping schedule and then not being able to fall asleep for 4 hours.

outside cat: my god. is this leftover garbage? how did i get so lucky inside cat: this tuna isn't gluten free. are you serious. i'm gonna beat the shit out of you

god why are lesbians so dramatic?

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

Everyone is obsessed with the “i love a woman who can kick my ass” image, but this is my personal favorite spike spiegel quote

I will never let you forget that Geralt of Rivia, renowned monster hunter, was scared of a Higher Vampire, not because of its nature, but because he thought it was a banker come to tax him. Geralt has committed tax fraud canonically and lives in fear of being discovered.

to clarify i’m not acting quirky i literally misheard, his accent thick as hell! he approached 5 secs before and gave zero context like i’m high in the park w a girl i just met off the train there’s literally a pipe in my hand so yes i have no current thoughts #broadcity

eve doing up villanelles shirt was the most softly intimate thing ive ever seen no games no obfuscations just eves care finally laid out for villanelle to see & in such a gentle / nonassertive way that it simultaneously communicated a respect for villanelles emotional boundaries

When Killing Eve ends I'm gonna run into a wall and give myself concussion so I won't remember any of this

idiots in love 😭😭😭

and would you look at that

killing eve created by phoebe waller-bridge