Sonnets for Senior Sirens thesatirist.com/stories/sonnet… by Kelly Sheehan Heath “Look at ‘em.” I mutter to Sabella, shielding my eyes and squinting at the gaggle perching on the other end of the sun-drenched rock. “Gabbing and laughing like the only ones for miles around!”

thesatirist.com/stories/arthur… "He’d rescued Arthur from oblivion, finding him one night on the curb and carrying him home. Arthur needed him. They needed each other. Furthermore, they had both been dumped for no reason, rejected in spite of their fineness."

PRODUCT WARNING by Chris Fitzpatrick & Richard M. Berlin TRUMPet: a fake instrument, blasted with hot air; sharps & flats only; used for solo performances/ meandering scores; spreads disharmony; no skill required. May cause criminal behavior... thesatirist.com/poems/product-…

thesatirist.com/satires/the-ba… The Backbite Lies of a Profiteer By Henry Wadsworth Wrongfellow aka Martin H. Levinson Listen my children and you shall hear, The backbite lies of a profiteer, On the Sixth of Jan., in Twenty-One, He said to a group of guys with guns

@Politipod the podcast can be found at SoundCloud.com/PolitiPod Paul Lander says MAGAOPOLIS The Satirist by me and @Cartoonydan thesatirist.com/cartoons/magal…

thesatirist.com/humor/beware-c… By Martin H. Levinson JD Vance (JD stands for Just Delightful) believes it’s un-American to not have children. He thinks those who go the childfree route are a danger to society and threaten the vital importance of populating our grand and glorious nation

thesatirist.com/satires/for-on… For One-Billion Non-Breeders Only: No Kidding Bill of Rights! by david comfort The time has come for Woke Child Conscientious Objectors (CCO’s) to even out years of inequality, and demand for their God-given rights.

thesatirist.com/humor/when-the… by Stephen J. Lyons I’m huffing away on the elliptical at our local gym, reading another depressing commentary about our nation’s state of affairs, when I look across the room at the television to see the scabrous visage of one Steve Bannon. #Election2024

thesatirist.com/cartoons/freed… by Thomas Deisboeck

thesatirist.com/cartoons/why.h… "Why?!" by Thomas Deisboeck “I voted for a dictatorial racist misogynistic liar + convicted felon. Because he reflects my values best (+ bc he’s getting tough on imflash’n)” —The heartland

thesatirist.com/cartoons/black… "Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday and now …. Pardon Me Thursday!" by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell #Pardon

I am "sincerely sorry" for imposing martial law. Some people are shameless. #SouthKoreaCrisis

Andrew Sullivan on Thomas Frank in The Atlantic. theatlantic.com/daily-dish/arc…

thesatirist.com/news/pacifist-… "Palantir and Monsanto are indirectly funding my pacifist activities, such as  ‘Sausalito Peaceniks for Peace,’ which recently had a successful wine-and-cheese fundraiser."

thesatirist.com/stories/mehd.h… Amy sighed. What did she have in common with a lightly salted cashew? She’d found common ground with a horse blanket, wet cement, and the flagpole outside of the bank, but in this case nothing was coming to mind. The assignment was wearing on her.

thesatirist.com/satires/claude… Roget solidified his reputation in 1973 with the publication of Literature and Vacuum, which argued that all writing—from an infant’s pre-literate crayoning to King Lear—are of “precisely equal value,”

thesatirist.com/cartoons/tnt-p… by Thomas Deisboeck

thesatirist.com/satires/trumps… by David Comfort And it came to pass that, after the Burning of the Bush, the MagaMoses called down his 47 Plagues on Sleepy Joe and the wicked Dem Deep State Sith Lords.

thesatirist.com/satires/lookin… Me: I do. You’re employing a hackneyed, commonplace, stodgy, boilerplate, cookie-cutter, timeworn, unimaginative, musty, ho-hum, banal, colorless expression rather than telling me something of interest or dispensing information with concrete value.

thesatirist.com/humor/risking-… by Stephen J. Lyons I looked out the bulletproof glass windows at the urban chaos unfolding in front of us.