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Danimal

@danfarr86740784

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calendar_today11-02-2020 03:44:13

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The worst thing about funerals isn’t trying to explain the concept of death to a child no it’s trying to remember how to tie a tie. #2020sucks #hatewearingties

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Buck110, a great classic old knife. My long lost friend has found its way back into my hands and I couldn’t be happier!!! #buck110 #lifeisgood

Buck110, a great classic old knife.  My long lost friend has found its way back into my hands and I couldn’t be happier!!! #buck110 #lifeisgood
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Well this is uncool... my coffee creamer is expired, I burnt my English muffin, my honey turned into a brick, and I still have a long day to go before the weekend....#badday #whyareworkdayssolong

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I’m one of the COVID. The plague has engulfed my family. Which sucks cause now I’m stuck in quarantine with rambunctious children.... #thecoronasucks

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Oregon is a good place to visit. All their public restrooms have soft toilet paper, that’s nice. #visitoregon #toiletpaper

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Today I learned they are multiple types of bras: Formal, sultry, T-shirts, push-ups, sports, casual, sleep, and on and on. Only women can make underwear so complicated.

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Trying to whittle a little lady. But I’m married so I’m not Entirely sure what they look like. Having to go off memory, ha ha #nudewhittle #makinglittlepeople #whittling

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Today I tried teaching the child how to make a feather stick. Just in case we ended up in need of lighting a fire……. Long story short we are going to be cold and without a fire. #bushcrafting #feathersticks

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I have an eye infection causing them to appear demonic red…. So I doused myself in my whiskey flavored cologne…. Figure I’d rather appear as a drunk then to be afflicted with pink eye.

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I’m using my “whittling” skills for arts and crafts. Hand made wooded beads #whittling #woodbeads #toomuchfteetime