If we have 1,000 open positions in CPD but they’re absolutely ripping on overtime whats up? Thats well over half their budget miss. Idk how to fix settlement’s but staffing has immediate levers presumably?

Being afraid of Minneapolis is up there among the absolute funniest things.

the lapd has a larger budget than some european countries but their bomb techs can't tell "is this a bomb" and their deputies are committing acts of accidental self-violence that would make elmer fudd look like john wick. great work all around guys

i scrolled past this so many times before I noticed the size of the microphone

first time he's spoken on palestine. did not think he would ever say anything. my special ends with a joke about how he has not once said anything and i thought at some point in the 1 ½ years of doing the show the joke would become obsolete by him saying literally anything. nope!

All questions of ethics, propriety, artistic license aside, this just looks fucking stupid.

can’t wait to see The Naked Gun this weekend

June Diane Raphael in both Weapons AND Freakier Friday this weekend, okay diva!!!!!

Calm down

average Chicago Police Department officer:

Michael has always been a tremendous champion of the Music Box. We cannot overstate how much we appreciate what he has done for us and film culture in Chicago. Huge loss for Chicago Tribune. Looking forward to seeing what Michael does next.

Shot of the year

Boston is like fourteen college towns in a trenchcoat you can’t fool me

What calling in sick feels like

this billboard complaining about traffic and parking is about 375 feet from an L station. can’t make this stuff up

The director of this movie signed the letter too.

Not enough June Diane Raphael appreciation in the WEAPONS discourse for my taste!

pop quiz: if you were diagnosed with cancer would you rather be treated by a renowned medical doctor who is trans or a colloidal-silver-addicted lawyer who has read lots of incomprehensible wellness forum posts. if you answered the lawyer, i have bad news about your cancer