Almost every day, my mom makes suggestions on ways I could move back to PA or explains how I'm so far now from all of my family which, I didn't say this but it's one of the reasons I moved.

Curious why companies still think it's a good idea to include the phrase "you must work hard and play hard" in their job descriptions.

Wow, so sad to wake up and see a bridge I crossed over and under on a daily basis has collapsed. How did the city miss this? Oh, probably holding meetings about that Ferris wheel or building more condos.

Agree

The only thing that fascinates me about the Superbowl are the folks that do set design and manage to transform the field within a few minutes for halftime shows

The one downside to contract work is submitting timecards and forgetting to do so.

As of now, I have PNC as my bank for checking but the app is giving me errors when I need to deposit checks. I live in Seattle so I can't go to a branch. What bank has a seamless app that you like?

I have a new job where i'm redesigning a system that store managers use. It has a lot of complexity & terminology that I'm not familiar with. I'm stopping myself from apologizing a lot. I've been pausing to ask the question and not follow up with "sorry" because it's only day 9

Anytime someone inquires "best places to take visitor for food in Pittsburgh," you can guarantee someone says Primanti's. Just give your guest a soggy sandwich and save yourself the money.

If someone is wearing an American flag on their shirt, I’m already scared

If your profile says "Digital Creator" I'm assuming you just spend all day on Instagram pretending to work.

Forced to watch some bullshit baseball game while I drink my beer and my update on the sport is it’s SO BORING! Goddamn! Move faster! Act like you have two seconds to hit the ball, not 10 minutes of doing stupid fake swings. How do you sit through this?

Every crime show always says "until that day, we left our doors unlocked!" No you didn't!

Blows my mind how old white cis dudes are in charge of so many organizations in our country.

Today i'm in the mood for edibles. I haven't done that in a while but it's nice to know I can just walk into a shop and buy whatever I want without having a medical excuse. I just feel like relaxing.

As I get older and companies reach out to me, I'm ok telling them I have no intention of updating my portfolio & if you want to interview me, you can just trust the fact that I've been working non stop since I was 21.

I'm having Matt curate my date settings so I don't have to.

You know what’s funny, I used to make fun of pumpkin spiced lattes and now I’m on a call about the launch of “pumpkin spice latte season.” It’s a whole season folks!

I feel like I should go to confession and talk about how I made a Pittsburgh left out here in Seattle because the drivers here are incredibly slow

Besides the general things like political beliefs, music tastes or what makes them laugh, you want to know the other sexy question you ask each other on the 4th date? "What's your investments look like and tell me about your 401k!" I'm that person now in my 40s.