If your face is on camera inside the Capital Building, oh rest assured — your future is forfeit. #capital #insurrection OH, this bitch included!

Get him out TODAY! America’s future is too at risk for even two more weeks. We the people are DONE! #TwentyFifthAmendmentNOW

Gotta catch em all! #CapitalRiots #TrumpBanned #pokemon #Congress

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#Berniememes #BernieSandersMittens #BernieSanders

Sexy. Sassy. Septuagenarian. They found their new Samantha! #BernieSanders #Berniememes #berniesmittens #satc #HBOMax

#Berniememes #BernieSanders #BernieSandersMittens #berniesmittens

#Bernie Rose in the clutches of a money hungry con artist! Health care reform now!

What in the hell is Trump’s lawyer talking about?? Omg 45 has really scraped the bottom of the legal barrel here.

Honestly. At this point what did we expect from Trump’s lawyers?

Castor’s rambling discourse is like a middle schooler who didn’t study for the 200 word essay question. “Photosynthesis is...” hmmm “...a word that begins with ‘p’ and ends with ‘s’. Other photosynthesis facts include...” #TrumpImpeachment2

On the Lindsey Graham Scale of Feigned Horror, I give the Trump defense exhibits four pearl clutches, two fan flutters and one reach for the smelling salts, honey! #TrumpImpeachment2 #ImpeachmentTrial

This lawyer representing our disgraced, twice impeached, former president is a real scum bag. Fitting.

They just played mighty mighty bosstones (who I thought were squirrel nut zippers) and I looked at my husband and said “omg, we are in an old man gay bar.”

To everyone complaining the #Oscars acceptance speeches are going too long — check your privilege! COVID-19 decimated Hollywood’s local population of awards show models. With no statuesque goddesses to guide actors off stage, our icons are now lost adrift to talk & talk & talk.🥺

Really hoping #Physical season two reveals they were deep cover Russian spies the entire time. Plot twist! The Americans

Season finale spoiler alert! #ajlt

Todays Twitter. #Wordle265

Only abusers justify their violence as a demonstration of love. #Oscars

Oooof #realhousewives #UGT2 Wtf are you doing making this satanist homosexual liberal freak somehow side with the show’s #RHOC Republicans?!? JFC Dorinda Medley suuuuucks.