Man! The talent pool for the current “Dip Shit O’ Da Week” competition is staggering!!

If there’s a betting pool can I get $100 on exile in Russia?

So....You’re so smart you can wrap your head around a complex theory about baby blood drinking elite, but it never occurs to you a guy like the Donald might be playing you?

“Every society gets the kind of criminal it deserves.” - Robert Kennedy

When your mental diet of misinformation lands you in jail, where you can no longer sustain your physical diet of organic food. That’s called irony.

Man! I don’t think even the Chicago Bears could of figured out a way to lose with Patrick Mahomes II #draftwisely

I didn’t think there are any video games based on class warfare, but someone just told me to Google; Game Stop?

Lemme get get this straight. With all the COVID restrictions involving public spaces I can still get on a packed airplane. They want to make testing mandatory to fly, but the airlines are fighting it. And, the biggest fear is some variant from South Africa.

Current plans are to use Robinhood to dupe QAnon members into buying stock in the company making Jewish Space Lazors. #wishmeluck

Moral of the story is: Even if your boss is completely in sync with your ideas. You get him in a 2.7billion lawsuit, you get fired.

Hype, Hype, Hype!!!

Are they really still calling that a “wardrobe malfunction”?!?!?

You say you want the government out of you life. I say be careful what you wish for. You might get it. Yes #Texas I’m taking to you.

Just to be clear. It’s a half million dollar reward for the safe return of Lady Gaga’s dogs. It’s zero if you turn in the guys who shot her dog walker.

Stop Asian Hate!!

If tens of thousands of migrants were coming here from Scandinavia I’m thinking the reaction would be entirely different. #thatscalledwhitesupremacy

If your “way of life” involves voter suppression and oppression, I couldn’t care less about your opinions on Cancel Culture. #georgia #cancelculture #georgiaGOP #MLB #NoMoreFilminginGeorgia

Out today! Bella Brown & The Jealous Lovers new EP Rocket!! Streaming everywhere!! #bellabrownandthejealouslovers #Rocket #soul #funk

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