about to hit D&B with the boys to crush high lifes and spend my inheritance betting on 9 year olds playing time crisis

kendrick really said this was drake's vibes

kendrick really said drake look like this

stare at my phone

i’ve a gf

misbehaving in the city

it’s a beautiful day to skip to your lou in chicago

i suppose this is what i signed up for

just got picked first overall in the going to the bars and talking to 0 women draft

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

i must get to argentina immediately, they need my help to resolve this crisis!

SITTING NEXT TO WEST LOOP TOM AT DUGANS

reliving my childhood rn

There's a reason erasers don't work on your heart. That's because who you are, and who you're born to love, isn't a mistake.

just destroyed the only bathroom at the bar and walked out to a line of people waiting

saved $1,000 by not buying a ton of tesla puts before earnings. which means i pretty much just made $1,000. hell i got a free $1,000 might as well go spend it at vuori

this is crazy bc now i have nowhere to go pretend-work while eating a $17 thing of wafers

been thinking about this bitch lately

i love money. and to spend it..