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TEMP PINNED. Expect Weight Gain and other Belly-themed things

That's like a new record for you isn't it?

No, I would have figured you'd have eaten a brick to fill your tummy by this point quite frankly

Enjoy your bricks, try to vary your diet with some rocks and stones. Maybe some dirt too.

Excuse you!? Do not crush me with bricks! Better yet, consider eating someone else!

I'm sure you got weirdos lining up to jump down your throat. They might even like it when you use your teeth. I! Do not!

Chase the ones who run away. They just... want to play chase! Yeah that's it.

You actually ate the bricks? How did I not sew this coming...

No but, it's too late to get them out now...

Be sure to eat as many bricks as years old you are.

Then you'll just gotta keep eating bricks until you think you hit the right number I suppose

How does eating me resolve anything here

You can find anyone else to resolve it, why does it have to be me!

...Is that really your reasoning? So much for a hunter.

A real hunter wouldn't settle for "whatever is closest" they would work for their meal.

!? Wh-what are you gonna do when you find me? Can't you just eat anyone else??

C'mon Selkie you don't have to... oh who am I kidding. [Off she goes, quick as her feet will take her. She just hopes she runs into SOMEONE that can slow her down. Preferably many people so she can keep running, and gain a lead on her.]

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