(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Just finished at the gym, a full 24.5 hours later than Gregg Wallace

That was some serious, serious Jockin'. RIP Steve Wright

When you successfully win a game of solitaire on Windows 98:

Me: This guy's gonna run out of jest any minute David Foster Wallace: 😏

Today’s Bing wallpaper is supremely Mondayish

The dream property for a family of archers from the 15th Century

Sorry I was 3 hours late, I was watching a half-hour show on the free version of ITVX

So embarrassing in an antique shop when I tried to buy a vase and it turned out to be the negative space between the faces of two other customers

People in 1969 when Neil walked on the moon:

Probably my favourite brand of hand dryers

Loud guy in the gym changing room to his friend: “Yeah good session, enjoyed the incline press. Might try upping the weight - pinching out 80kg next time. Less reps, less sets” Me: “Fewer”

Happy #halloween2024

You’re looking for 10 minutes of escapism. You can only pick one. Which one?

Michael Owen stuns for Peacock

It feels like autumn starts tomorrow

I just think hand dryers need to calm down a bit