Update from my parents visiting. Dad can't believe the mall doesn't have a malt shop in it.

Man. I really think that pride tiger only doing one album sucks.

Dan Ball I JUST HEARD PUB TRIVIA IS COMING BACK

We'll quiz is back. See you all tonight.

I'm so hungover I'm dying. I legit got the reverse Benjamin button thing going on.

I was so drunk last night that I wiped all my counters and tables at my house and put the chairs up. #closeforever #shutdownthehouse

My favourite part about going bowling is asking the counter if I can use the spay in my own shoes.

I've been drinking so many negronis my pee has turned red! #campari

Thanks for helping get the word out about our new ride share program for the #craftbeer crowd @chek_news #Phuber bit.ly/2uAxECi

Need a lift to Vancouver? We’re on BC Ferries right now come find us 👍⛴ #Phuber

I'm up to 8 tattoos. Two more and I get my free black flag tattoo.

Finally got my Twitter back. Only keeping it because of my user name. Will come in handy when I run for mayor. #suckstosuck

Why do they even lie about “family size jerky”. If I ever had kids those shits are going to have to figure it out on their own.

2020 is so weird. After watching Aidan Knight new music video I can say he’s smoked more darts than I have this year.

Gotta tweet sometimes! #yeah

Acres of lions is what happens when you order jimmy eat world off of wish

Dan Ball is what you get if you order @lazerdoov off wish!

I get so jealous of people who can remove their glasses and continue on like nothing has changed in their life. If I take mine off I am literally stuck in the 1800s.

Took a red-eye flight the other day and felt like an imposter. I only had pink eye.