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Dan The Stranger

@dan_thestranger

🎤 Stand-up comedian, screenwriter 🛫 Left Russia and started over 🐶 3 dogs

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Why men don’t meditate * We don’t have time — we’ve got a heart attack scheduled for today * An enemy could strike while you’re meditating * You’re supposed to relax your jaw. Absolutely unacceptable * You have to let go of all thoughts. Even about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

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My therapist and I have been using Microsoft Teams instead of Skype for over a week now, and I'm starting to feel like he needs to work on his anger issues, too.

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I want to do a show at the local comedy club. It will be called "Dan and his friends". When people show up, it turns out to be my solo show.

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I would never go to the beach for myself, but I try to take my dogs there regularly because it's good for them. Too bad dogs don't need to play Red Dead Redemption 2 for 14 hours.

I would never go to the beach for myself, but I try to take my dogs there regularly because it's good for them. Too bad dogs don't need to play Red Dead Redemption 2 for 14 hours.
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Tip: If you do absolutely nothing for a week, you won’t need a planning meeting the next week — all the tasks are already there.

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What I hear when I come for a massage "I'll play special music for you that affects each hemisphere of the brain separately to help you relax." (YouTube ad) "Sorry." (music)

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I like it when people say, " "ChatGPT can't replace officials because it doesn't know anything and only provides general responses."

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Today marks a year since I decided to never buy paper books again in emigration. I think I'll celebrate with a trip to the bookstore.

Today marks a year since I decided to never buy paper books again in emigration. I think I'll celebrate with a trip to the bookstore.