People are really going to work every day being awful at their jobs, not caring, refusing to learn anything, just doing this huge part of their life terribly and hating it the whole time -- and these are the people you are forced to rely upon to get stuff done.

Cracker Barrel Another big win for GAMERS

how to get bat out of cabin?? I've tried everything... shouting at it, holding my son in the air while he tries to grab it with kitchen tongs he calls his bat grabbers, screaming at it. out of ideas

Now that I'm 40 I have to rev up my brain like a car engine before I can have even the simplest of thoughts. Took me like four seconds to figure out what the first letter of my wife's name is.

Put a med kit with a tourniquet in your car.

Selecting meat and vegetables based on my preference is an essential facet of human experience. I would never delegate that. Gain a week of work? What does it even mean to be alive?

DJ goes VIRAL from dropping a live set at a funeral: “Rest in fucking peace Dorris”

Zig seems pretty cool actually

You’re a retard who I would smack the shit out of

It's not likely that life as we know it could have existed in the first ~2-3 billion years of our universe because ABG stars and neutron star mergers hadn't yet sufficiently enriched the interstellar medium with bioessential elements that could then be packed into rocky planets.