SEPTEMBER IS HERE! We made it. Happy fall, happy school dances, happy bar scene, happy football! youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?si…

Zing™️

She gonna dump BB in the postgame? #UNC

Basketball School:

Bill Belichick is now the Atlanta Falcons.

Bill Belichick could be anywhere in the world with his family sipping margaritas and eating ceviche. Instead he is getting his ass kicked at home 34-7 against TCU. It’s more sad than funny.

On to (University of) Cincinnati.

Brock’s first boot-leg of the season? Try the veal.

What’s for sale? Everything. Really? Yes.

NFL'S Week One Is Here! 49ers vs. Seattle x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Historically, double-parking a Ferrari is a dick move, but I get it. I don’t like it, but I get it. Double-parking a Nissan should come with jail time.

How come Pablo Torre 🕳️ is the last living, functioning, stirring-the-pot, shit-disturbing journalist left in the industry? We should probably assign him to something more important than sports. That dude is kicking ass. Cheers.

OFFICIAL: NFL Week 1 IS HERE | Brock Purdy & 49ers vs Seahawks + Top Matchups x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

49ers vs. Seahawks: The Key Matchups That Will Decide the Game x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Feels simple enough to have been reached months ago.

Elite Backfields = Super Bowl Contenders x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I’m not doing this again. Nope.

Ball don’t lie.

Game suspended? Oh football, you fickle friend.

Lightning better be hitting the Rocky statue for this game to be paused.