33 today. Pickles and I are taking a similar mindset to aging: pure indifference!

Feels like a natural and ugly consequence of a culture that encourages consumers to make brands/IP a core part of their personhood. If a brand doesn't align with a fan's values (such as racism lol) then it's taken as a direct threat to the fan's sense of self

Ongoing series getting only one season, limited series becoming ongoing, dramas winning comedy awards... there are no more rules I'm afraid

A dozen entertainment lawyers and even more marketing executives got into several knife fights over this poster

If God hates homos, why did he gift me with the sight of Colin Farrell running shirtless on Sunset Blvd???

She learned her lesson from last time lmao

Are people live-laugh-loving on BlueSky?

The period of waiting after your agents send out your new script is a dark and foreboding time

Everything about Patti LuPone's character Lilia and her arc probably would've been lost in the noise of a binge-release model. The emotional catharsis of this episode was built up to over the course of almost two months. Television!!

Getting a wok is wild because I can now categorize my life into Before Wok and After Wok

Nicole: my mom used to do your nails, so if you'd like to resume contributing to my family's finances, my DMs are open

Landing the next writing gig has been rough going, but luckily I still get to do my second favorite profession: teaching martial arts. Snippet of a long Muay Thai combo that my students at UCLA are learning over the next few weeks 😇

I really love hitting stuff ☺️

I have a general at 3PM PST on Election Day lmao. I hope it sticks so we can stare anxiously into each other's eyes for an hour

Ate too much curry for lunch and now I gotta teach a boxing class. I hate working through problems I create for myself

I can never leave Twitter because I've spent all day trying to properly express my feelings about this election and suddenly here's this shitpost making me feel deeply seen

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Rooting for Tyson to knock out Paul the same way I'd root for a serial killer to murder a slightly more evil serial killer

I love the *art* of boxing, but fucking hate the *sport* of boxing