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Damn My Knees R Sore

@damn_my_knees

A multi-dimensional figment of your imagination.

Gen X, Aries, Atheist (be afraid)

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I love Clarence. Great account, other than all the suffering he goes thru. 😋 (before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, he's not really suffering) youtube.com/shorts/Xdu1elk…

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Nothing feels as good as some pro-level procrastination. Taxes were E-filed at 11:52! Plus I'm getting a refund when I expected to owe about $5k! 🥳 I've procrastinated worse. I've filed 3 years late a few times. I believe it's only any issue if you owe money. I didn't. 😋

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Does it mean I'm grumpy if I'm pissed off at a cupcake? 🧁 I know the cupcake is innocent, but I still want to throw it. It has more frosting than cake! Fine. I'm grumpy. Please maintain a 50 feet radius for your own safety. 🙄 [sigh]

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"It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help... If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite." - Pope Francis

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I barely survived the Clippers/Nuggets game. I'm not sure I'll make it through the Rockets/Warriors if the Warriors don't get it together soon. Don't break my heart, Steph. 🙏💔

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Seems like I'm smack dab in the middle of the bad weather zone tonight. Rain, wind, hail, tornadoes, lions and tigers and bears. No whammies! 🙏 No whammies!🙏 BBL...going to pick up taco pizza since it may be my last meal.

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When I saw "Trevino" trending my first thought was Lee Travino, not Jose. Lee is a retired professional golfer who is 85 years old. I can thank my dad for even knowing that. I feel pretty old too. 🫤