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I'm 30. Should I stop wiping my dirty hands on my pants now?

The world is so funny because in one place there’s people who barely have any water to drink, another place has a bunch of people enjoying animal dung, and then there are some super serious places where it’s all like grrr politics and shit.

People on X be like “I have a great post idea” and it’s some stolen content.

Nothing makes me want to smash my keyboard like lagging key strokes

Oh. Well… Okay?

I lowkey look back at the Covid period in a positive way

Dutch culture

Why yes you’re right! As a software developer I can indeed fix your printer issues. Matter of fact, this is what I’m doing day in day out!

If you’re not a lone sigma wolf chad yet, are you even trying?

A grashopper landed in my lap and I had to cry a little because it reminded me of that time I bought Trump token and it was going great and then they launched Melania token for no reason at all and it all went to shit.

How do some of you just post the dumbest shit and it blows up like Hiroshima?

Most of the time when I’m listening to a podcast I’m actually not really listening.

When I’m wearing shoes and I notice how my toes don’t have the space to wiggle freely I go nuts.

I hope each of you has a great day and your toes are able to wiggle freely all day long

Just pick the philosopher that looks the least like a pussy and study his philosophy.

The fact that we need fitness routines to stay in shape nowadays is fucking insane. We have just turned into little mindless sedentary cogs of a huge machine that, frankly, does nothing meaningful. No wonder the Roman ideal was to be a farmer. Hard physical work for the sake of

"Come on then, who are you then?" "Ronnie Pickering" "Who?" "Ronnie Pickering!" "Who??" "RONNIE PICKERING!!!" "Who the fuck's that??" "Yeah, me!!"

He literally guided me to this spot (I’ve never been here before)

Yo it turns out I bought a rat. Should I get a refund?