(looking at eugenics) this is pretty cool but it could use more cuckoldry

I want to kill this man

Why do you work for Peter Theil then, bozo???

I also reacted pretty badly learning I had to get another job bc my company folded

I have more respect for the porno book people

Taking communion at a mass and having the priest count me off like a keg stand as I drain the blood of Christ

Hope my dude likes no sear and the pungent sour taste of jarlic!

Love to see transphobia shut down with the argument “crying about this means you’re never cut out for the Big Ten”

I have nothing to fear then

I think we know what the real source of anxiety is here

Can’t believe that acting career never took off man

Can’t wait to show up to the turkey trot tomorrow in the super shoes and wearing all my marathon medals so all the casuals know they better get the fuck out of the way while I’m running a 24 minute 5k

Going full Illini at the Turkey Trot

Went crazy on it

What if???

Median American liberal