I hereby bestow $1 million upon anyone who can solve the unopenable plastic produce grocery store bag conundrum

I had the absolute (dis)pleasure of mastering the new Desolate Shrine album! Their fifth album "Fires of the Dying World" will be out March 25th through Dark Descent Records. Listen to the first preview track "The Dying World" here: youtube.com/watch?v=vHzGc9…

I can hardly believe this. I got the opportunity to remaster Intestine Baalism's 2nd album "Banquet In the Darkness" for vinyl. Very influential album for me - containing some of the first riffs I asked to learn with my guitar teacher back in '05 or so. You're gonna love it!

In progress... New Horrendous (recording, mixing, and mastering, Season of Mist) Ripped to Shreds (mastering, Relapse) Sacrilegion (mixing and mastering) Thūn (TBA, mastering, featuring Karl Sanders (Nile) on leads) Finished mastering some new Ellorsith material (Dark Descent)

Split release featuring two bands from opposite sides of the globe? Check. Two massive 15-minute tracks? Check. Both sides Reamped, Mixed, and Mastered by yours truly at Subterranean Watchtower Studios? Check. Released on 20 Buck Spin? Check. Listen here: listen.20buckspin.com/album/split

Finally taking down these drum mics after 2.5+ years lol. Surprised the clamps held. Horrendous LP5 mixing almost complete instagram.com/p/CfhoqSxJ8Ur/…

I had the pleasure of working with Ripped to Shreds again on their new album, 劇變 (Jubian), which is coming out October 14th on Relapse Records. Mastered by yours truly, recorded and mixed by Andrew. Listen/watch the video for the first single here: youtu.be/EGT9sZWvXe8

I WILL render the final Horrendous LP5 album mix and master with Reaper version 6.66

Two days late but frankly that’s punctual in the grand cosmic scheme - Ripped to Shreds’ new album 劇變 (Jubian) is officially out now on Relapse Records! Mastered by yours truly at Subterranean Watchtower Studios. Thanks to Ripped to Shreds for my personal copy of the LP!

Sacrilegion's "From Which Nightmares Crawl" streaming in full on YouTube! I had the pleasure of reamping, mixing, and mastering this old school-styled melodic death for fans of Intestine Baalism, early At the Gates, The Chasm, Edge of Sanity, etc. Listen: youtu.be/vwdRMITzif4

Excited to see the announcement of Hellripper’s upcoming "Warlocks Grim & Withered Hags," which I had the secret pleasure of mastering. Coming out on Peaceville Records in Feb ‘23. Listen to a new track, "The Nuckelavee," on streaming services and YT here: youtube.com/watch?v=4rry7l…

Is Covenant’s production generally highly regarded in the metal community? It never stuck out to me for that, but more than a handful of times, bands I’m mixing have mentioned it to me as a potential reference. Curious for others’ thoughts

Holy moly, we just got a release date for our new album.

On August 18th, we will unleash our fifth album, ONTOLOGICAL MYSTERIUM, via Season of Mist. This album is YEARS in the making. OM was recorded, mixed, and mastered by yours truly at Subterranean Watchtower Studios, and you can hear two songs from it so far anywhere you stream.

What a surreal moment. Infinite gratitude to Decibel Magazine and everyone who has supported us over the last 15 years of madness.

Ontological Mysterium comes out Friday but you can hear it early tonight! Come listen to our new album from front to back and chat with us during our Bandcamp Listening Party at 9pm EDT: horrendous.bandcamp.com/merch/ontologi…

Riffs. Bombastic gargantuan leads. Deep, dry yet wet, tight snares. Flangers. Triple drum sets. Pitch shifters. Acoustics. Melodeath. Exhibitionism. Synths. Clean audible bass. Gated verbs. Arena vibes. Release day is here! You can listen to OM anywhere and everywhere!

Thanamagus’ “Lie in Wait” has been announced with a release date of October 27th! I had a blast reamping, mixing, and mastering this one. Thanamagus features current members of Ascended Dead and Chthonic Deity. You can listen to a teaser track here: carbonizedrecords.bandcamp.com/album/lie-in-w…

Absolutely thrilled and completely chilled to share that Decibel Magazine has selected our ONTOLOGICAL MYSTERIUM as ALBUM OF THE YEAR! Huge thanks to the entire Decibel crew. We are blown away and honored to be featured in such an all-star lineup! decibelmagazine.com/2023/11/16/spo…

I had the pleasure of producing (reamping, mixing, and mastering) Slimelord’s debut full length, “Chytridiomycosis Relinquished,” coming March 8th on 20 Buck Spin. 1st single “The Beckoning Bell” here: youtu.be/YDxaoflAPjM?si…