The Sopranos is less about singing than you think it would be

I don’t Turkey Trot, I Tofurkey Mosh

PRO HOLIDAY TIP: Dudes in my age range (35-50) LOVE unnecessary and expensive gear in any of the following: Photo/Camera Home Recording/Music Gear Cycling/Running Weed Smoking/Drinking Vinyl/Audio Gear Oh, and they’ve most likely bought everything they really want already

Happy New Year to everyone that wished someone a Happy Nee Tear

Like that Emo fest, but it’s called “Drop D Fest” and features every band in the 90’s that had a bass player that wore jorts, a sideways hat, and played a Washburn.

Can’t wait for it to be the type of warm weather in NYC when all those random ass mystery smells starting hitting you every other block.

Ever find yourself in a room with the two most annoying people you’ve ever met but the plot twist is that they’re your own kids and you can’t leave?

Happy Sunday to everyone else catching up on household chores because they were immobilized with panic and fear all week.

Being an old hardcore/punk guy in your 40’s without health insurance is bad, but being an old hardcore/punk guy in your 40’s without a skincare routine is TRAGIC

Remember when the misfits and outcasts used to dream about the day they could LEAVE their small towns instead of dreaming about the day they could shoot it up with an AR-15?

I don’t remember the Lower East Side being so full of people… jogging?!?

Other LES observations: The LES is still grimy as hell but it’s like 3 empty storefronts covered in graffiti with a 50 million dollar hotel next to it and a weed shop across the street.

That corner store where the American Apparel used to be on Houston will always be vacant. Nothing can match that energy. It’s haunted by the ghost of a cute girl in her 20’s wearing a headband selling you a pastel v-neck

We should have never given you nerds any money…

Just had a random memory that I once watched a reality show where a contestant was really vocal about having “one ball” Poor guy really tried to get the Lone Testicle Awareness train rolling haha

My wife is a ray of sunshine 99% of the time, but that other 1% is dark AF. We’re walking on a beautiful day with bright blue sky and a subtle breeze… she looks over at me and says “this was the weather on 9/11”

when you realize the record you were about to proclaim your favorite record of 2023 came out in 2022