Daredevil Bob Gill fails a world-record attempt to jump Appalachia Lake in West Virginia. He is permanently paralyzed.

I predicted this situation at ClickHole back in 2015

Can you believe he wears that outfit!?

Saying "quite the opposite, actually" feels just like goin down a really fun waterslide. I just dragged my inner tube up six stories of The Dumb Stuff You Thought. I am mere moments from a refreshing plunge in a sparkling pool of The Thing You Didn't Realize.

Anybody know of credible alternatives to NaNoWriMo that specifically exclude AI? I was planning on doing it this year, but I will not participate if it legitimizes AI bullshit (under the laughable pretext of “accessibility” or not).

JD Vance responds to the deadly shooting in Georgia by saying school shootings are just “a fact of life” and attacking common sense gun safety reform

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think HARRIS: not true. TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

Must have been some happy janitors at the National Constitution Center last night because Kamala HQ thoroughly mopped the floor for them.

Donald Trump called for the “termination” of the Constitution #ConstitutionDay

Tripping at the grocery store and knocking over a huge pyramid of cans immediately after the guy meticulously placed the very last one.

Normalize not showing the conductor your electronic ticket, but instead a picture of a meal you think he would enjoy.

True. They could have killed the guy with a grenade but they only used bullets. Heroes.

I wonder if there is a word for an attack whose primary aim is to create fear among the population rather than achieve an actual military objective

NYPD releases body camera footage of police subway shooting in Brooklyn that injured 4 gothamist.com/news/man-shot-…

This roof gutter maintenance company really nailed it buying an ad during Tim Walz’s airtime.