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Okayyyy 😅

What’s your superpower? Mine appears to be making deformed croissants, as of late 😬

I know I don’t get out much but this made me laugh out loud. My lovely 🇫🇷 wwoofer today had to be shown how to use my Father’s Electrolux. He’d never seen one of such uh.. vintage, before!😄 Dad was quite bemused until I pointed out most would have robots or stick vacuums.

I can’t help but wonder if he’s taking the fall to protect others. If so, who? 🤔

TDC guest offered to buy one of my upright freezers (I have 10, altho tbf that includes 3 fridge frzrs) I had no idea how much to ask for it so said “wanna barter?” He’s a farmer: I host ppl who eat dead animals. Win win! Well bloody hell did I win win! They turn up with a chilly

Something to think about

Is this like .. 7 “boosters”?? 😨

Dame Jane Funny that when they were told in 2021 they’d have at least 8 shots they dismissed the idea and called us cookers.

If she’d just take her thoughts one step further she’d have her tiny mind blown 😆😅🤣

Are you an organ donor?

Woah, I am never leaving this app. Check this out 🤯 fascinating!

I am literally crying rn His friends helped him dance with his bride on his wedding day 😭

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Oh. I’m hungry now. Wonder what the fruit was dunked in!?

Sandles 😀

Turn the sign 🤔 😆

Look out Auckland 🤭

I love that I’m on the phone to a friend but they stop to pick up a homeless person and have to hang up on me for a time. Good people do exist in NZ 🧡