#gogrg #morecowbell #gogriffins #griffinsgame #princessnight @ Grand Rapids Griffins instagram.com/p/CZneW0BLo5q/…

I just earned the 'Middle of the Road' badge on Untappd! untp.beer/s/b947817070

I just earned the 'Heavy Weight' badge on Untappd! untp.beer/s/b947817071

Whenever I see old women smoking, it makes me wonder if maybe Virginia Slims are what’s making them live so long

Hey U.S. Postal Service if a package is marked “Fragile,” maybe DON’T lean it against the garage door in the rain when there’s a covered porch, a doorbell you could ring, or a storm door you could put it inside. #pissed #usps 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

. Al Yankovic you’ve probably been asked this before and I feel silly doing this, but is there any way you would possibly officiate my wedding next year?? It would mean the world to my fiancé and I! (I could write a whole essay on why, if you wanted me to)

#starbucksreserveroastery #chicago #weekendgetaway @ Starbucks Reserve Roastery Chicago instagram.com/p/Ci5k3HTrCyh/…

Thanks Taylor Swift for spending 1,210 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Bejeweled. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0…

Thanks Office Ladies: The Podcast for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 321 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/3OHCFs84l…

Just realized that I ask people “how are you?” a whole hell of a lot for someone who hates answering how I am 🫠🙃 sorry to everyone ever, I do genuinely want to know how you are doing but also it’s the worst, malt loaded question ever

Dear Ticketmaster , I sincerely hate you and everything you’ve done to the concert industry. #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour #deathcabforcutiepostalservicetour #giveuptransatlanticismtour Death Cab for Cutie

That super awesome feeling when you go to text someone an innocuous question only to find out your number is blocked 🙃🫠🥹 it’s fine I’m fine

Ticketmaster has ruined events for the middle class. Concerts, sporting events all are becoming out of reach for the average person.

Ok so since it looks like I can’t get Al Yankovic’s attention for him to officiate our wedding, how do I get ahold of #SamButtrey to ask him?? (Yes we are very behind on Jeopardy! but I SCREAMED when Sam won a game in #ToC)

Do I, a Taylor Swift fan, have to care about football now?

fandiem.com/products/death… #fandiem #contest