Me: I’m sick. Her: oh yeah from what? Me: Sick and tired of you leaving me on read girl stop playin’😂😂😂

Dylan_Reid_Southall_Band 🌵Vitamin D🌵

“Toxic people make you think you’re holding a grudge when you’ve really created a boundary.”

Elon Musk for President! That dude is a badass!

“Win a couple hundred here and there it’s all bullshit. Cheyenne, Houston Del Rio that’s where the big money is”🌵Vitamin D🌵

Fuck I need to get a costco card!😂😂

🌵Vitamin D🌵 iropekows yall ain’t gotta man in your family if you dont ocean wave figure 8

Wonder how many times this year imma have to say, “No I don’t want any damn cranberry sauce”

“I know what’s she’s doing. She’s trying to pull a me on me… little does she know nobody knows me better than me.” 🌵Vitamin D🌵

Daddy told me son it’s ok to be lazy, as long you don’t mind table scraps at supper time, if you’re good with that take a nap just recline, but when it’s time to shine stay reclined then you’ll wonder why you’re way behind🎶🎶

The only person you should be worried about impressing is the one that stares back at you in the mirror. As for everyone else... fuck em’

When she invites you over to her place for spaghetti and beers.

“The biggest trouble maker you ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every morning.” No truer words have ever been said 😂

Y’all go check out and follow my good buddies podcast, me 🌵Vitamin D🌵 and Tyler M. talk pipeline and the ins and outs of the industry! And of course talk shit the whole time 😂 open.spotify.com/episode/4uDNa3…

Tank said “Now ya see me, now ya don’t”

Bryce got me a new cap, went to cotton fest, third wheeled, and had a blast!

“Your license is expired you can’t drive” Me: They took my license not my keys lady now get in the pickup and let’s roll!

Have y’all ever seen Tyler M. use a shake weight? Boy is that some funny stuff😂

The more you watch it the more you laugh. It’s the gift that keeps on giving😂😂😂😂

I’m just an old chunk of coal but I’m gonna be a diamond someday