I didn't know I had a twitter account. sooo, I guess I'll put the chair over there.

Harvard Balloon fest today. If not for the rain, the cooler air would shot them suckers straight up.

Thank you, President Trump. for renegotiating NAFTA from being a 3 way partnership to a deal with Mexico that is basically the same thing it was. Without your guidance we would be so horribly better off. Presidency is nothing you can't figure out as you go, Huh?

I just met the rootinist tootinist varmit this side of the Pecos. Nice guy

I am offering a drunk uncle service for all holiday get togethers.If your holiday is going too smoothly, give us a call. thanks.

what is safe teargas?

Happy Jan 6th to all my 6 friends.

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.Rep. Lauren Underwood Thank you for standing strong against Big Pharma's lobbyists and voting “YES” on H.R. 3. These reforms will do so much to help patients in need. I look forward to your continued work in the fight for lower drug prices.

staying home for weeks at a time does not make me crazy. Am I right, can opener?

I posted something here today.

This is my 345th tweet of the year. take or give 344.

got a new dog.

I don't like a lot of things. and I like a lot of things. Feels so good to have said it. finally. Now I can buy an airplane.

Wellthat'senoughdarkchocolatealmondsfornow.

Why won't my dog eat cheese unless he buries it first? If I wanted food that was covered with dirt I would have had a vegetable.

Putting a new table in the back of the ArtTunes mansion. Doesn't look too bad for someone who hasn't a clue as to how to set it in place.

I've been off this since 2021. did I miss anything?

I am tall today. 7'7. Tomorrow, I think I will try being 4'6