Bro didnt just miss the hint, he blew the whole operation

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“you're a psychopath” at least I'm on a path babe, sort your life out

I mean I guess it's par for the course but it seems kind of strange to me our next Surgeon General is someone who dropped out of their residency and has no medical license. I mean wouldn't someone who is qualified for a unrestricted license to practice medicine be better?

Catholics covering up or participating in pedophilia!? What's next!? Will water be wet!? Will fire be hot!?

An important context is missing here. There's millions of employees in public schools across the country while there's 35k (rounded up) Catholic priests. This means Catholic priests abuse kids at an exponentially higher rate than public school employees.

I came up with what will be my favorite response to Nazi/racist posts: Your dog whistle broke, so you decided to use a clown horn instead?

Yeah? I was saving up for and paying 60-70 bucks for SNES games as a teenager in the 90s which is like $150 in today's money after inflation. 80 bucks is definitely in a price range I can accept.

This is a side effect of eating healthy. Be careful.

Cody Johnston It's even worse.

How is this not the onion

why is there no option to tip the chic fil a workers who stand outside and actually talk to you but i showup to the starbucks drive thru and theres a nonskippable tip screen for their 1 line of dialogue

My original Twitter/X account has been restored! Follow me @dalarancrater or don't Im not in charge of you. That is where Ima be posting now though.