well no because if you spend longer than five minutes in their company they’ll start policing *you* and you genuinely don’t know what kind of familial abuse goes on behind closed doors to maintain the picture

does anyone have cleaner versions of these pics…. I need them for reasons

again

aldo: do you want to hold the baby? thomas (having horrible mental visions of dropping the baby or holding her wrong and permanently damaging her spine): no thankyou and actually infact i think there are dishes i could be doing :)

As a black kid growing up, I just assumed she was the homeowner as opposed to a maid. They practically treat the character as such in the early '50s shorts ("Saturday Evening Puss"), and she has a level of authority over Tom that the later human characters didn't have.

Captain, you almost make me believe in luck. Why, Mr Spock! You almost make me believe in miracles.

Typing a one shot in which Tedesco is trained to enter subspace with a single gesture bc that’s the only way he could enjoy sex without feeling ashamed and now Vincent and Aldo figure it out and use it to their advantage

give it up for my mom! here's some mom comics from over the years (1/3)

My co-worker was Mormon and after she had to leave college 1st semester bc of bad circumstances, her parents said they can help her look for a homeless shelter in her area, but she can't return home in her "ruined" state and "infect" her younger siblings.

Do I want to apply for the job that I quit so I was not fired from less than a year after starting? Hmmm