they fired me from the I Love You factory for keeping some on the side for myself

That is not what the IDF said at all.

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White Flag by Dido. She is just like me

alcohol addiction which can destroy your life and make your loved ones unrecognizable enough to commit violence on them, and can straight up kill you, versus weed addiction which just makes you really annoying

division III field hockey end of year banquet

hey….can I spoil you for the rest of your life?

it will surprise no one to learn that I was the designated spider liberator in my camp cabin

just bounced a spider from my house as if from the club (said “sir, you’ve got to go” and carried it outside)

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“this is how you remind me of what i really am”

Pistachio ice cream tastes too good to be made from pistachios. There’s something they’re not telling us

All the words of Joyce's ‘Ulysses’ in alphabetical order.
— Simon Popper, Ulysses, 2006

Hey girlie your golden retriever boyfriend ate all of the whipped Vacation sunscreen and he’s throwing up on the side lawn. Can you shoot him before we call the Uber to Surf Lodge?