Monday: Be a princess Tuesday: Be a book writing person. Wednesday: Do animal noises. Thursday: Wear sparkly shoes Friday: Have a day off from my life. #WhenYoureThree

What a lovely tweet! x.com/DrSKBarker/sta…

I'm really trying hard not to tweet about the coverage of the US embassy opening in Jerusalem *sits on hands*

Good to see Jared Kushner is such a bloody expert on the Middle East Peace PROCESS *cough*

Another joyful tweet. x.com/PastPostcard/s…

Gaza's hospitals 'at breaking point': 43 dead, nearly 2000 injured including women & children. No Israeli soldiers reported injured.

An eight month old child killed by tear gas in Gaza so one bloke can move a couple of chairs and a filing cabinet to a different city. EIGHT MONTHS OLD.

And Trump celebrates that. And is unapologetic.

What a stupid response. x.com/1stAntinomian/…

Because there isn't enough #everydaysexism x.com/DeborahJaneOrr…

Just been out to give the little spring plants a pat. Particularly pleased to see the lavender springing to life. I was worried it had died of shock during the Big Freeze.

Friend of mine sent me this photo today of his little wild garden under the plum trees. So gorgeous!

Just watched the latest #Plebs. Laughed uncontrollably all the way through. It's such a sweet and funny show.

And Ryan Sampson is a brilliantly accomplished comic actor #spoon