“From now on, overtime will be paid in cats.” -Also My Boss 🐱 #cats #overtime #BossMan

Heard something growl at me in my room when I was all alone........ it was my belly. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Crises averted. #suspense #haunted

Is today Spam Call Day? ☎️

Manic Friday.

Hyenas are just... hyenas.

Hyenas are neither canine nor feline and that’s messing with me right now. #dog #cat #animalkingdom

There is a fire department in Antarctica. #true

Writing successfully takes durability. Are we durable?

We always bring peanut m&m’s for some reason 😍

Once again, autocorrect writes us the story we all deserve. #Auto #correct #ai

I am the pretentious people in my life.

Will RT this forever! #rt

I’m pretty sure most of Twitter is what happens when you divide by zero.

Terrible marriage advice, brought to you by #Dove #chocolate #candy #love

Neighbours are begging for me to vacuum at 7 am.

Cottagecore chaotic #cottage #core #chaos

If I become the Zombie Queen, then very high #zombie #Queen

I think that should be a new word maybe

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @amorbidpodcast: thank you for keeping me company on Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/1cpyLfDHP…

Thanks, Misha Collins! Wawa cashier spotted my grizzled Castiel key chain, laughed and said my coffee was “on him.” Made my day 😊 #thanks #Supernatural #coffee #wawa #castiel #mishacollins #free #daymade