Let me ask you something. When is the last time you changed a tire? I bet it was wheely difficult. #dadjokes

Do you know why law books are so difficult to stop reading and step away from? Because they are legally binding. #dadjokes

Cows took forever to round up in the field. They were really milkin’ it out there. Really couldn’t get them utter control. I wasn’t gonna take anymore bull. #dadjokes

Why do you think people put gardening off for so long? It’s tends to be too mulch work. #dadjokes

Still a mystery. Why are they calling them driveways when you park on them and parkways when you drive on them? #dadjokes

Had an electrician stop by this morning to work on some items with my house. I was shocked he was that good. #dadjokes

I just don’t get this water polo sport. Water + horses doesn’t make any sense. Someone pony up to me how this game works. #dadjokes

Finally my wife and I are replacing our mirror. It took a lot of reflection, but we finally made the decision. #dadjokes

So…I ate my wife’s last pita. She isn’t happy. So upset that she is having a pita party. #dadjokes

Halloween! It’s a crazy time of year. Kids engulf themselves in candy. It creates candemonium! #dadjokes

All day. This tree took all day to cut down. But when it was finally down we could say we logged a good day, but I really could not be-leaf how long it took. #dadjokes

The ocean never lets you down. When you wave to it, it always waves you back. It may be a little salty sometimes though. #dadjokes

Took my kids to a Legoland center a couple weeks ago. It was so much fun that my kids couldn’t “lego” of it and leave. LEGO #dadjokes

MJones123 We're so glad you had a bricktastic time at LEGOLAND! 🤩

What is the most unhappy state in the US. Missouri. Now say it faster. Get it? “Misery” #dadjokes (All jokes aside, Missouri is a fantastic state to visit. State of Missouri )

I’m an Cincinnati Reds fan. The Chicago Cubs are in town. I will tell you, I don’t like playing them. They are unbearable, cub me the wrong way and certainly not a “paw”pular team in my book. Good luck to both teams. Hoping for a great couple of games. #dadjokes

What did the mommy tree say to the baby tree? You be”log” to me. 😂 #dadjokes

BREAKING: USA Men's National Team to host Italy in three-game series this July LIVE on ESPNU and streaming on the ESPN app! 🇺🇸🇮🇹🤽‍♂️📺 MORE: usawaterpolo.org/news/2022/6/16… #waterpolo #pallanuoto

We had an incredible time at Lake Polo today. Weather was rainy but didn’t stop us from playing. Great to have so many people down in Falmouth, KY for an awesome time. Thank you Blevins family.

Buckeyes drop a close one to Michigan St 8-7. Looking to bounce back against Michigan at 2PM! #GoBucks