What do you call a Jedi dog's chew toy? A light-slobber!

"Use the 4th of May, Luke..." There, did I do it right!?

"The fourth of May is strong with this one!" Is that how it goes?

Ben sent this to me, someone please explain

When someone told me I can now watch the bad batch on Disney+ I assumed they were just talking about the prequels

Apparently using a lightsaber in Olympic fencing is "cheating" and "dangerous" and "grounds for permanent expulsion from the Games and the nation of Japan"

Mark Hamill

I've heard that if @HamillHimself tweets "Mark Hamill" 3 times, a new Star Wars trilogy will appear

I confiscated Ben's lightsaber and replaced it with a flashlight as a prank but now I'm wondering why I didn't do this years ago as a disciplinary measure So many bodies over the years... 😳 Am I a bad father? 🤔

Sith want literally one thing and it's fucking disgusting

Replacing Ben's lightsaber with a flashlight is still paying off He still tantrum-swings it sometimes and I make the *wwwoooom wwoooom* sounds with my mouth and if it's possible to be murdered by the power of rage alone, surely I am going to die soon

Tell your son to clean his room without telling your son to clean his room

When my phone is charged to 100% and I can look at memes all day

Quick, someone call Disney and tell them that the Star Wars franchise and making millions of dollars are mutually exclusive!