this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

Judge seeing you spend money on lawyers instead of him

Club owner watching you buy 4 bottles of Hennessy that he manufactured himself

You Broke bastard!!!

One time I was trying to figure out where my parents hid my DS and I found a bunch of books called stuff like "Caring for the 'Special' Child" and "The 'Difficult' Child: A Roadmap"

Stimulant maxxing with 3 cups of coffee, 36mg of Adderall, and a zyn just to say "nothing from my end" on a zoom call

today is a twitter national holiday

july 1, tuesday...

corporations now that pride month is over

Never laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

Dudes on LinkedIn really think a $30b deal was closed by multithreading and building a POV

It was here that Tenshinhan earned the respect of an entire generation

How it feels to make plans for five years in the future

GHANA IS BACK!🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭 😭😭😭😭😭

july 5, saturday...

Me trying to calculate how red my $TSLA shares will be Monday morning

Life goes on & you get sexier

Update: We are now officially dating LMFAO